song im currently listening to: rem - bad day

ok, its one of those weeks. i was eagerly awaiting the leeds match by viewing all the teletext/ceefax/sky interactive pages and found out that the ref of the match was jeff winter. hes a local lad, comes from the mean streets of ... stockton. however, he hates leeds. the game tonight was a true reflection of this. ok, leeds played crap and lost 4-0 (and all their goals were good - no im not making excuses check them out if you dont believe me), but jeff winter was sooooo biased towards the foxes, i mean everytime leicester were offside hed wait half an hour before pulling them up for our freekicks. but when we were caught offside he was sharp and on the spot. leeds made 11 fouls and got 2 bookings. they made 10 fouls and got 0 bookings. wheres the logic? i feel an angry letter coming to my employees - the fa. jeff winter brings a bad name to all referees. sometimes im ashamed to be associated with him. better not go too over the top, i might be reffing with him some day in which i will cast a black mark on my pointless life. yea, im gonna go take my fury out on ansem (the last boss on kingdom hearts for the ps2 - the one full of all the disney characters - its not a childrens game). toodleoo.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

song im listening to right now: d-ream - thing can only get better

greetings to all my peeps. you know those days when you know your going to blog, get already to blog, have a good theme in mind and get into some serious blogging? you do? well i dont. well atleast not today. todays being knackering. the only hilghight of the day is that in three and a bit hours david "the beast" batty will be kicking the shiite out of leicester city at the crisp bowl. as the song suggests, things can only get better. quite fitting for today me thinks. too much stress on the old brains. it also doesnt help that i have a full day at college tomorrow, and have three pieces of homework to do sometime tonight around midnight. its gonna be one of "them" weeks.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

song im listening to right now: the darkness - i believe in a thing called love

greetings to all my peeps. so i've finally proved the gray theory. via msn messenger we were able to find someone who knew someone famous. heres the chain of email addresses: captain_idiot@hotmail.com, evilsock111@hotmail.com, ymamad1234@hotmail.com, cosmic_fool9@msn.com, jazzbo_the_jellybean@hotmail.com, cry_black_tears_@hotmail.com, hpeter66@hotmail.com and then devils_daughta@hotmail.com.  the last person we talked knew both people from good charlotte and busted. so i know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone famous. and that someone famous will surely know many other famous people. so i officially declare that the gray theory is a success and that in a few years time, i captain idiot, via this route of people, will meet famous people. it will happen.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. i dont have another free sunday until december 28th now. damn me for being a ref. damn me for being a good ref. if i was a bad ref i might have the odd sunday off. but no, im so damn good im booked all season. why couldnt i have a normal night job in which i can i have lie-ins? i mean ive gotta be up at 9 am. nine am? i stuggle to get up at 10 am on weekends. i sleepwalk my self to college on weekdays. grrrrrrrrrr....

i apologise for this lame rambling of a blog. ill make sure tomorrows is a lot more coherent.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. a few stories to tell you about today, all of which occurred today.

i had a question in my interview today about "what music do you enjoy listening to?" now if i said lemon jelly i would bet a ten pound note that she would have either said a) who the fuck are they? or b) no i said music not food. i had to improvise. quickly. i said i listened to rock. the interviewer then gave me a lecture about her experience of the last umpteen glastonbury festivals. big mistake. she whittled away for twenty odd minutes whilst i nodded in my almost sleep. why couldnt i have said i liked pop?

now, after my interview i had to wait a long time to be picked up. i was hungry. i got a mcdonalds. i then stood outside staples awaiting my pickup eat my fries when atleast seven, yes seven, sets of townies thought they would be comical and asked me "for a chip". i just stared at them. yea, as if i would ever offer them a chip. it makes me angry when they think theyre funny. theyre not. theyre also uneducated losers who think they are hard because they wear adidas tracksuits and have an earring. woooo. write that on your cv. then came a mid-aged couple who also thought theyd pop that original joke of "give us a chip". i was totally pissed off. i gave them a chip... by throwing it at them along with the words "here, have a fucking chip then".

i would like to apologise sincerely to the victim of the above paragraph. it was a crime that i would waste a chip at the expense of others. to all my chip peeps, it was a one off. it will never happen again. im sorry chips.

also, in light humour that only i will find funny, i stopped a police car in action today. at first three police cars came flashing i was curious. then came a forth. i was very curious. i spotted a fifth heading towards me about 500 yards away. i was near some traffic lights. i pressed the button. the lights went red. i started to cross. the police car was getting near. it had to slow down since i was mid-crossing the road. as i finished crossing, i took a glance over my shoulder to see the police car at an almost standstill. i laughed. i dont think they saw the funny side.

by the way, i didnt neeeeeeed to cross the road. in fact as soon as the police car was out of sight, i recrossed the road. mmm.

and that was a few short stories from your favourite idiot.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. i know right now you might think of me as a part time blogger, but that will change very soon. in a couple of weeks my older brother will fuck off back to uni and leave me as the sole user of this wonderful computer. roll on that day.

ok, so since ive been on/off a fair bit these last few days, heres a couple of random .... things? i was looking for a better word, but i couldnt think of one. you know what i mean anyway. so here we go.

im gonna predict tonights big match. england 4, leichenstein 0. beckham to get booked and to cry at the end of the match. it will happen. mark my words. captain idiot is never wrong.

the an idiots guide to photos website is almost finished, as is the gnomes personal picture website. i will give links when all is finished.

im taking part in the gnomes cheese eating experiment. if you dont know, dont ask. if you do, then both dreams so far have been weird to say the least. monday nights cheese consumption was cheese on toast. tuesday nights cheese consumption was in the block type. tonights cheese will be eaten via a cheese string or two i think. either that or a cheese toastie. mmmm.... cheeeeeeeeese toastie. appealing isnt it? something cheesy is going on... ill report back on the end result at the end of the week.

dont run into a stack of boxes. a) its stupid b) it hurts when you fall over (though it doesnt hurt when you run into them).

captain idiot revealed his life plans to his mother on sunday. mother isnt very happy with idiots idea of living in canada. note to mother: its my life, not yours. if i was you i would have done any of the mistakes you made. why? because im captain idiot, and though im not perfect, im the closest damn thing to it.

job interview tomorrow. aw fuck... nuff said.

if you talk to me on msn messenger, ask me about the official captain idiot emoticons. they rule. i also made pissed off gnome emoticons, but hey, im biased so im gonna say mine are better. i might make some angry pete ones... key word: might.

hey hey ! finally started working on my bedroom. first four sheets of wallpaper is up. about bloody time if you asked me. all my stuff is scattered randomly around the house at the moment, so the sooner we wallpaper it the quicker i get my junk back in my bedroom. a bedroom isnt a bedroom without junk. especially my junk.

i broke my bed. again. i must have a bed jinx. thats four broken beds in the last year and a bit. if you want a new bed, get me to break your current one. just get in contact.

and now time for some mini-thoughts....

bbq crisps rule.
internet pop ups suck.
i rule at darts.
alcohol does not hinder my education.
if you blog, get one other person to blog. if you dont blog, blog. keep the chain moving. we need new interesting blogs, and not blogs like this.
keith is a fool. re: the blogasm incident. dont slander pog. would he ever do a thing like that?
brothers suck. brothers girlfriends suck. just because the computer is in your room doesnt mean its yours and it doesnt give you the power to tell me when i can or cannot use the computer. if you wanna "do stuff" do it elsewhere.
why do i keep saying motherfucker?
i soooooo rule.
kingdom hearts for the ps2 is soooo addictive.

im gonna go try and finish this photo gallery off. so until next time peeps.......

so yea.... go and rub your magic lamp
word life
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. so heres a question to you all. what do the following things have in common?

ambidextrous scallywags
megalomaniacal dipsomaniac
unmerciless politician
flibbertigibbet boogers
antiestablishmentarianism psycho

theyre all googlewhacks. whats a goodlewhack? its when you type in any two words on google and only one result is the outcome. both words must be in the dictionary. its quite addictive. when youve found a googlewhack, you can whack it on the stack by going to www.googlewhack.com

in fact it sooooo addictive, im off to googlewhack some more.

so yea... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

grtings to all of my pps. as you can tll a crtain lttr on my kyboard isnt working proprly, which mans that you wont b abl to undrstand this blog unlss you ar vry clvr or suprman. th only way i can gt th bloody ky to work is if i rally bang th lttr down.

** cu captain idiot banging on th lttr "" on th kyboard **

ah, slight problm. now th lttr is fuckd so much that i can bang it down. i thinks i nds a nw kyboard. i think i bttr sign off hr bfor i brak anymor lttrs tonight. if you cant rad this mssag, ill rwrit it tomorrow whn i gt a nw kyboard.

so ya... go and rub your magic lamp
word lif and out
captain idiot