gregetins to all my pepes...
accdornig to a rseearcher at an enlgsih uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. the rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. amzanig huh? on wtih teh sohw!

so yea.... go rub yuor miagc lmap
wrod lfie and out
cpaitan iiodt

greetings to all my peeps. i thought id give you an insight into my double it lesson today. so here we go, this is what happened today.

10:38 ive just started to write this blog. it wont be very entertaining.
10:45 im taking the piss outta the gnome for failing his driving test. so is everyone else.
10:50 woohoo, new people are looking my site. ka-ching.
10:55 browny has started to listen to medieval music. yawn.
10:57 dr gnome and i are freaks for voting to listen to radiohead! freak power!
10:59 cue radiohead.
11:05 just got a timmy mallett wallpaper. its swell.
11:07 laughing at dr gnomes "life goals".
11:10 www.118experience.com - its the site im on
11:12 monitor off for "class discussion"
11:23 monitor on
11:26 sent file "freeporn.doc" to dr gnome... it wasnt porn, just a stupid filename.
11:28 i have an itchy nose.
11:29 laughing at colette dancing. off for break. toodeloo for five minutes....
11:38 im back... sorry im not five minutes later, (i took nine minutes to get back for those lame at maths like the gnome). it took me 18 darts to kill browny in a game of killer.
11:39 off to play fly helicopter at www.2dplay.com
11:41 its taking its time.... grrrrrr at slow computers.
11:46 had to stop playing or else my account would be disabled. for the first time in one hour and sixteen minutes, ive started doing the scheduled work.
11:47 stopped working... gonna mess around on the internet.
11:51  talk to mr thomas about my hat. apparently its changed from the "craig david" style of yesterday. i dont think this guy knows i have many hats.
12:01 gasp! ten minutes of work.... noooooooo! whats going on? and what is this shit im listening to now? damn my it class for having a bad taste in music.
12:06 shhh.... i gonna googlewhack in a moment. dont tell the teacher.
12:08 can someone please explain what a double-bendover reverse pretzel twist is?
12:11 mental note to myself: finish off work up to hardware something or other for friday. no doubt ill forget within the next five minutes.
12:13 tried my hardest to get this crap of the radio. but just like dr gnome did in his driving test, i failed.
12:17 im thinking that this lesson will never end. this music is really shit. i coulda sworn i heard this same song about three tracks earlier.
12:18 found out im listening to the kosheen album. my hint: stay well away. else you will suffer from death by music.
12:25 currently discussing what david blaine does when he needs to poop. trying to get a class trip to see the freak in a box. class trips rule!
12:28 what?! he had david gray all along? and weve been listening to kosheen. grrr
12:30 just sent my work home. technically the lesson is over, but i promised two hours of this... rambling, so two hours is what you'll get.
12:31 air conditioning has been turned on. it sounds like dr gnome on a motorbike.
12:32 munching on tescos thick 'n' crunchy ready salted crinkle cut crisps.
12:33 reading the ingredients on my crisps. someone has threatened to beat my high score on fly helicopter. yeah, as if that could ever happen.
12:34 logged in to blogdrive.com to post my blog.
12:35 gave my blog a title.
12:36 awaiting 12:37. watching dr gnome getting ready to blog.
12:37 awaiting 12:38
12:38 blog over

so yea... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. well this is as close as youre gonna get to a blog. my knees hurting a lot and the pain is stopping my brain putting together a blog that makes sense. tomorrows blog will be a lot better. a lot.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

song im currently listening to: rem - bad day

ok, its one of those weeks. i was eagerly awaiting the leeds match by viewing all the teletext/ceefax/sky interactive pages and found out that the ref of the match was jeff winter. hes a local lad, comes from the mean streets of ... stockton. however, he hates leeds. the game tonight was a true reflection of this. ok, leeds played crap and lost 4-0 (and all their goals were good - no im not making excuses check them out if you dont believe me), but jeff winter was sooooo biased towards the foxes, i mean everytime leicester were offside hed wait half an hour before pulling them up for our freekicks. but when we were caught offside he was sharp and on the spot. leeds made 11 fouls and got 2 bookings. they made 10 fouls and got 0 bookings. wheres the logic? i feel an angry letter coming to my employees - the fa. jeff winter brings a bad name to all referees. sometimes im ashamed to be associated with him. better not go too over the top, i might be reffing with him some day in which i will cast a black mark on my pointless life. yea, im gonna go take my fury out on ansem (the last boss on kingdom hearts for the ps2 - the one full of all the disney characters - its not a childrens game). toodleoo.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

song im listening to right now: d-ream - thing can only get better

greetings to all my peeps. you know those days when you know your going to blog, get already to blog, have a good theme in mind and get into some serious blogging? you do? well i dont. well atleast not today. todays being knackering. the only hilghight of the day is that in three and a bit hours david "the beast" batty will be kicking the shiite out of leicester city at the crisp bowl. as the song suggests, things can only get better. quite fitting for today me thinks. too much stress on the old brains. it also doesnt help that i have a full day at college tomorrow, and have three pieces of homework to do sometime tonight around midnight. its gonna be one of "them" weeks.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

song im listening to right now: the darkness - i believe in a thing called love

greetings to all my peeps. so i've finally proved the gray theory. via msn messenger we were able to find someone who knew someone famous. heres the chain of email addresses: captain_idiot@hotmail.com, evilsock111@hotmail.com, ymamad1234@hotmail.com, cosmic_fool9@msn.com, jazzbo_the_jellybean@hotmail.com, cry_black_tears_@hotmail.com, hpeter66@hotmail.com and then devils_daughta@hotmail.com.  the last person we talked knew both people from good charlotte and busted. so i know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone famous. and that someone famous will surely know many other famous people. so i officially declare that the gray theory is a success and that in a few years time, i captain idiot, via this route of people, will meet famous people. it will happen.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. i dont have another free sunday until december 28th now. damn me for being a ref. damn me for being a good ref. if i was a bad ref i might have the odd sunday off. but no, im so damn good im booked all season. why couldnt i have a normal night job in which i can i have lie-ins? i mean ive gotta be up at 9 am. nine am? i stuggle to get up at 10 am on weekends. i sleepwalk my self to college on weekdays. grrrrrrrrrr....

i apologise for this lame rambling of a blog. ill make sure tomorrows is a lot more coherent.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot