greetings to all my peeps. sorry i cant do a big blog today, but im getting kicked off the computer. again. grrrr. the reason? so my brother can cheat on his computer games? i mean my peeps or my brothers computer games? thats right, peeps first anyday. i sooooooo hate my parents today.... you may have heard im gonna focus on making one kick ass website, so off i go. i need to do some preparations to it.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. well since i was bored on this dull and wet looking monday morning, i thought i would do a few search engine checks to see how well the web was advertising me. the results were shocking to say the least. below are a the search engines i went to and what position my blog was in the list of results....

yahoo - search result #2
google - search result #3
webcrawler - search result #10
vivismo - search result #20
altavista - not in first 50 results
ask jeeves - not in first 50 results
bbc - not in first 50 results
msn - not in first 60 results

the nerve of some search engines not having a legend like me in the top 50/60 results. and did you know there is someone else out there trying to be captain idiot. except he does music. well screw me down, no one ever uses the name captain idiot except for me. this other captain will die. this world aint big enough for the two of us. captain idiot the second is about to meet a sticky, spammy end if you smell what this idiot is cooking. ive got to go now, i have an email bomb or two to send. plus i may have to get a certain evil "doctor" to assist me on this crime.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. im going to pick a random imood now and im going to be that mood for the entire week...

and the imood says...

dementful

he he he. this is going to be fun. note to all my peeps: never trust an idiot (atleast for this week)

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. now i havent done a pointless blog full of stupid little things for a while, so ill do one today...

58 hours and 33 minutes after starting kingdom hearts and im one blue trinity mark, one torn page and a few syncronised items away - as well as killing ansem - from completing the game. mmm...

went to the dentist today and its amazing how some people get employed. she told me today "its good to see that your retainers are doing a good job - your teeth are getting along nicely." i nodded. i have never worn my retainer.

my mum and dad went out last night. both came back drunk and my mum started puking. i felt so adult when i told her if she boffed anymore in my house she would have to tied the mess up before sending both of them to bed.

its amazing how far one dip can go. i bought some dorito dip on wednesday and seven packets of family sized crisps later its still kicking. i think i must have bought the never ending jar of dip.

bedroom is almost finally finished. shelves are up, wires connected. all thats left is one or two minor things like the border and painting over some light patches. i moved stella (the fridge) back in today full with a new stash of john smiths. i guarantee that wont last long.

i have severe back problems. i dont need a doc to tell me that. i think its the way i slouch.

ive noticed many a connection between myself and garfield the cat. i mean were both lazy, plump, love food, get others to do the stuff we hate and usually moody. now ive got some garfield socks, but the big question is does garfield have some captain idiot socks? if you spot garfield with some idiot socks, photograph him and send them to me. i will be very grateful.

im gagging for a shit

angry pete called dr gnome a son of a bitch in a recent blog. i have never laughed so much.

im impressed with the standard of daily babes on my website at the moment. however can i please inform dr gnome that todays person on http://www.randomrack.50g.com/x.htm is stephanie mcmahon from wwe. i know shes hot an' all, but i thought you didnt like wrestling any more gnomey....

mmm.... speaking of the daily babes, i might try and get one on this site.... fingers crossed...

when was the last time you went to sleep in a set of clothes, woke up, couldnt be arsed to get changed and so wore the same clothes again the next day? ive done that today. my dad says theres a fuzzy smell around the house, but im blaming my mum for being sick for that smell..... ill shower later me thinks.

paint is dry now so ill go do the next layer, so ill sign off for now.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. well peeps, i have found out what the most depressing thing in the entire world is. logging on to find that no body else on your contact lists is online. i mean i have about fifty peeps on my msn contact list and a fair amount on my aol buddy list. so how come when i logged on about ten to twenty minutes ago there was nobody on line. and whats worse is that nobody is still online. whats wrong with all you people? is a social life going to affect your careers? no, but spending quality time with captain idiot could greatly assist your future goals. and hell, captain idiot has a reputation that is far greater than anyone else. spending a night online chatting with me would improve your rep more than a night on the town. people people people. get your priorities right. idiot first, alcohol second. luckily i dont fall into this category so for me its alcohol first. but when your captain idiot everythings good... apart from logging on to no contacts....

i think ill shut up now

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life and out
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. take tomatoes (70%), tomato puree, green peppers, water, onions, jalapeno peppers (3%), vinegar, salt, sugar, garlic powder and spieces. add three packs of tesco salt and vinegar twirls. damn thats one deadly combination. when you see me devour this, stay well away from my backside... which you be should be doing in the first place. i know the doritos extra hot salsa dip (thats what all the ingredients were by the way) was supposed to be hot, but youchie... its not the hottest thing ive had, but its up there somewhere. theres also the thing about some dip dripping on my crotch. ill be smelling of salsa dip for the next couple of days.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life
captain idiot

greetings to all my peeps. tis me again. ive just realised that many things currently in my head have two things in common. the letter w and the number 2. baffled? let me explain...

i got my watch back today. i put it in to be fixed two days ago. the last time i wore it was two years ago when i broke it. note: watch and two days/years.

i need two more websites to put under my "links" section on my website. note: website and two more.

are there any logic women out there? if these two women in particular had any logic bones or muscles in their bodies they would have realised by now that it is not me who is screwing them like a ... screw (?), but someone else. go figure ladies. wake up and smell the cocoa. note: women. two of them.

ive just stopped eating a second bar of white chocolate. note: white, second bar.

im wishing for a leeds win tonight. david batty is playing, hell hes starting for the first time since two thousand and two, and my prediction is a two nil win. you might think that this two was brought on too easily, but hey, it will happen. it will be leeds 2 - 0 swindon. and if we do win tonight, that will be our second win of the season. note: wishing, win, two thousand and two, two-nil, two wins.

this is my second blog today... note: second. what? i havent mentioned the letter w? dude, its wednesday. note: wednesday

excuse me whilst i scream....

aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

this my peeps, is freaking me out.... im now officially scared of the number two and the letter w. beware of them. dont say i didnt warn you.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life
captain idiot