greetings to all my peeps on the so called 'holy day' of the week. so heres a not so holy topic...

but first....

anyone notice how water bottles have become trendy? i didnt really notice it today when i was coming home from refereeing, but tonnes off people had one. its like the new cigarette craze, but without all the cancer. which i guess could be looked at as a good thing. unless you like cancer.
i for one have to say im not actually a big fan of cancer. i lost my grandad to lung cancer. i guess dieing a slow painful death just isnt my style.
but, you know what is my style!
well ill tell you!

cue an aol conversation i had...

captainidiot: you know probably no one has ever eaten shit. what if shit tastes good or is the cure to cancer or aids or summat?
captainidiot: flies eat shit they dont get cancer
bob: how do you know?
captainidiot: there are no hairless flies around
captainidiot: yep just bought my ticket to hell
captainidiot: see ya there bob
bob: YES! another one coming with me!
captainidiot: i hope i meet hitler in hell
bob: hitler never liked fat people though
captainidiot: youre screwed too then.
 
then very shortly, and spookily coinsidently after, i saw this picture

if the pic didnt load or work, the url is http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics4/hitler_jerkin.jpg

i  think this is supposed to make me not jerk off to internet porn, but to tell you the truth it just isnt going to stop me. dont let it stop you either. even all those females that probably dont jerk off to internet porn. to prove it wrong, everyone start jerking off to internet porn.

note: this site is not considered ‘internet porn’ so please stop jerking off.