greetings to all my peeps. tis me again. ive just realised that many things currently in my head have two things in common. the letter w and the number 2. baffled? let me explain...

i got my watch back today. i put it in to be fixed two days ago. the last time i wore it was two years ago when i broke it. note: watch and two days/years.

i need two more websites to put under my "links" section on my website. note: website and two more.

are there any logic women out there? if these two women in particular had any logic bones or muscles in their bodies they would have realised by now that it is not me who is screwing them like a ... screw (?), but someone else. go figure ladies. wake up and smell the cocoa. note: women. two of them.

ive just stopped eating a second bar of white chocolate. note: white, second bar.

im wishing for a leeds win tonight. david batty is playing, hell hes starting for the first time since two thousand and two, and my prediction is a two nil win. you might think that this two was brought on too easily, but hey, it will happen. it will be leeds 2 - 0 swindon. and if we do win tonight, that will be our second win of the season. note: wishing, win, two thousand and two, two-nil, two wins.

this is my second blog today... note: second. what? i havent mentioned the letter w? dude, its wednesday. note: wednesday

excuse me whilst i scream....

aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

this my peeps, is freaking me out.... im now officially scared of the number two and the letter w. beware of them. dont say i didnt warn you.

so yea.... go rub your magic lamp
word life
captain idiot