greetings to all my peeps. wow, a third post in a day. that extra hot salsa dip certainly works for me... anyway, what you are about to read is a "mature" conversation from one half of my it class of last year. please note that a) i was not involved b) even dr gnomes attempts of stopping this "conversation" failed c) two of the people involved failed the course. read it and weep. literally.

Keith : Keith sat in the dusty common room (Dagsa, still had not cleaned it yet!!). He saw Gromit, the wonder dog. He kicked Gromit in the shinns
Spud : Spud walked in and saw keith, Shot him in the face. The End of Keith
Keith : Luckily Keith was wairing protective clothing. The bulit had not gon through. Keith kicked spud.
Spud : Spud retaliates with a super dooper death ray, aimed straight towards keith who is unable to move out of the way and dies a thousand deaths.
Keith : Luckily Keith has over 1001 lives so he survives.
Smurf : Smurf walks in and throws a sack of potatoes at keith and then prods him with an umbrella.
Spud : Spud sees smurf dispose of keith and laughs, then using his magical portable FOAM machine drowns smurf in a sea of fluffy foam. oops......
Gromituk2k : Just then a girl wearing a bikini walks past the window, spud gets distracted, and forgets to trun the foam machine off. 5 years, 2 months, 4 weeks, 2 days, 1 hour, 56 mins and 34 seconds later then whole world is full of foam, ewveryone is trapped in it, so trapped people can only move to breath. Therefore everyone is stuck in the exact same place untill they die, which with out water is about 4 days.
Spud : But then after a flash of inspiration spud stops the machine in order to help the bikini clad woman who by now is very wet...... he suggests tht in order to dry off she remove the bikini and kindly offers to help... dim the lights you can guess the rest .
Spud : as the bikini is slowly removed, keith returns from the dead only to be so shocked at the sight of a female body that he dies instantly never to return.
Gromituk2k : If spud getts any more carried away we will have to cencer bits out . Remember spud there is little people reading this.
Spud : sorry smurf i appologise for any offence
Keith : Keith's Ghost came back and posessed Gromit. He made Gromit drop a bomb on where Spud and Smurf were, killing them instantly.
EvilSock : Killed keiths ghost and banished him 2 hell where he could NEVER return and if he came back he would be sent back instantly! THE END!!!
Keith : A ghost can not be killed. Ghosts are already dead!
Spud : Spud got a giant hoover and hoovered keith into it no matter wot, keith cannot escape. EVER!!! understand?
Keith : I have an anti-hooverable layer so you can not do that!

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